Author Archives: TOfan

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canucks and @DavidArchie fans!!!

Many of you non-Canadians may be puzzled right now. “They celebrate Thanksgiving way up there??” you say. “And they have the nerve to do it this weekend… BEFORE Halloween?” “And so far away from Christmas?? Who the heck do those … Continue reading

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Meet the Movie Premiere Guy

"…Your twenties: the decade of decision." Amen — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) October 7, 2014 Clearly this was about who to bring to the premiere. :) Nice he decided to bring his mom. Meet the Mormons premiere with the best date … Continue reading

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Glorious vs Son of Man smackdown: When David Archuleta sings agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

“May we be faithful followers of Christ, examples of righteousness, thus becoming lights to the world." #ldsconf — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) October 5, 2014 Confession: The first word that popped into my head when I saw this was “fanboy” … Continue reading

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Sadly, that quote in the caption left out the best part of the story, as unearthed by our intrepid SAz reporters (who interned at TMzed… the Canadian version)… Here’s the rest: David Archuleta, what a class act. There was a … Continue reading

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The amazing story of Tim Allen: @DavidArchie Super Fan! (ish)

As you can see in this video, comedian Tim Allen was on Jimmy Kimmel last night extolling the virtues of one David James Archuleta. (pronounced “Ark-U-letta,” we have been wrong all this time!) Tim is a crafty one. He pretended … Continue reading

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Behind the scenes with @DavidArchie in Costa Rica (not really)

More pics here. (Thanks, Patty-Ann for the heads-up tweet!) PLUSSSSS….. …also: Lexi Walker will be singing in private concert w/ @DavidArchie next month. Improving Life in the Leprosy colonies. — Janel Woodbury (@Nellie1983) September 24, 2014 …and Be sure … Continue reading

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The Silent @DavidArchie Majority

The world is noisy. How much time do we take to get rid of distractions and actually be still, & listen to our own instincts & thoughts? — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) September 11, 2014 Dear David, Hope you are well. … Continue reading

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Couldn’t resist: @DavidArchie’s Freshman Year (not really)

Feels good to have control over my own life. Wow, I love learning, and creating my own learning environments. #forwardwithfaith #best2years — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) September 3, 2014 Finally! A step-by-step deconstruction of David Archuleta’s latest tweet! “Feels good to have … Continue reading

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Random thoughts

I just read David’s FB post. Is it just me or does he sound about 45 years old here? World-weary and reflecting on quality time missed and time passing much too quickly. Makes me a little sad for him, tbh. … Continue reading

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The real story behind the @DavidArchie Ice Cream lockout saga (not really)

You may have felt a shift in the archtastic vortex Friday night when this startling event took place: Our stealth investigative reporting team at SAz* uncovered the full story: David: Gosh, I am craaaaaving ice cream right now, what do you have? … Continue reading

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